A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.
by Zmashy August 29, 2009
"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"
Or,
"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"
Or,
"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"
by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009
by jmilla the killa April 27, 2006
An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.
" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "
" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "
" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "
" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010
When you put baby spiders in a tube and shove that tube up someone's asshole and open the tube in someone's ass.
You like spider anal don't you?
by Toxic._.kate April 23, 2015
Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
by Adam February 02, 2005
How much for an anal blossom?
by TheReal_truth April 23, 2015