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Gamers United

by Tower Dog November 16, 2022
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United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is a country where people who live there either talk like mystical elves running a bakery or a mischievous forest spirit. This may be because they have dental care that makes their teeth look akin to a pre-historic spearhead.
The United Kingdom is home to many castles and mystical creatures.
by CaeserSaladMan November 22, 2022
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The United states

Person 1: I love the united states
Person 2: The accused, Person 1, is guilty of treason, and shall therefore be hanged, by the neck, until death.
by Baron von wimmerschnitzel November 28, 2022
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Faggots united

by gianc09_pro November 30, 2022
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Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.
It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.
by NigelM May 6, 2022
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United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks
Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)
by PalmTreeknowsWords May 7, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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