When Shawn invites Brittany over to his house for a salad with Olive Garden dressing and a cheese board with various sausages and pepperonis in exchange excessive butt and back rubs and maybe even putting the tip in...
"Are you going on a Date or a DATE DATE"?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?
by That Damn Rhino! January 2, 2021

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.
Boy, do I love me some dating
by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"
Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"
Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"
Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"
Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.
Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."
Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."
Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.
by C Monty March 22, 2022

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.
by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

by StagDates December 13, 2017

A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.
by PaulyD89 March 3, 2011
