summer hand

after coming back from a long trip, or summer vacation for students, and your handwriting is absolutely horrible. It takes around a week to get rid of summer hand.

Teacher: Jimmy, what the hell is this.
Jimmy: It's my essay, Mrs. Shliken
Teacher: This is ridiculous, I can't even read it.
Jimmy: Well i'm sorry Mrs. Shliken, I'm suffering from severe summer hand. I havn't written a word all summer!

by dpwupam August 25, 2010

baby hands

a girl with incredibly small hands even if they are taller then another and there hands are smaller

Kayla Davis has baby hands cause she is taller then Sophia but Sophia has bigger hands

by sxphia March 23, 2021

Whopper Hands

Very small hands on a full size adult man. Refer to Whopper commercial with weird ass dude with mini hands. Chances are, Whopper Hands has a miniscule penis.

Oh shit, Shelly! Look at that dude... he has Whopper Hands!!!

<spine shiver>

by ambarbituate June 10, 2011

Silver Hand

A land of pansy asses; A pansy ass land of adventures and Minstrels.

Tich is not for you... go to Silver Hand

by Funklore November 24, 2007

shitty hands

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

Hand Rape

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.

Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?

by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

Sugar Hand

When someone tries to shake your hand while they still have the residue from the food they were eating stuck to their fingers.

Dave finished his cheetos just as he introduced himself and straight sugar handed me.

by Jickmagger August 16, 2015