texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

by jizzohn June 21, 2006

Texas Blow Job

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.

"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

texas blow horn

when a girl blows inside a guys ass and pulls on his dick

Joeann was risky tonight, so she gave Jim a texas blow horn.

by Burp sagget January 27, 2014

texas steam train

When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times

Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015

East Texas Spaghetti

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.

I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

by KillRacism May 1, 2019

texas blow dryer

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head

Me and Britney tried the Texas blow dryer! booty booby blow blowdryer hardcore vagina

by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016

Oak Valley , Texas

Sadly , what was once a perfectly smooth road that can take you from

Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.

Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap.

Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.

by Microwave_Confessions November 7, 2021