My face is just raining

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

by XProHandsoap December 9, 2018

my mans caleb

the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first

yea you see that guy over there listening to car seat head rest that’s my mans caleb

by writingshitaboutauntgay August 1, 2021

My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

irking my gerbils

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling

Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!

by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025

My 🌎

He is saying that everything he's ever done revolved around you, there is no comparison

I'm in love with you because you are my 🌎 every little thing I do I do for you muah xo xo

by The Wife#1 June 10, 2019

In my Tik-Tok

The ability to have no idea what is happening around you because you're completely enthralled and enamored by tik-tok videos

Sorry baby I didn't hear a word you said I was in in my tik-tok.

by Boo Bead December 27, 2022