big dick jr

When your dad has a big dick and he passes it down to you, therefore you are now known as big dick jr

Dad: Hey son, you get any pussy?
Son: Of course daddy, After all i am Big dick jr
Dad: How was it?
Son: She had lizard lips.

by The King named Alex April 23, 2014

vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Dick eating

The action of your friends sucking your dick with words

Bro stop dick eating

by Didiogugifys August 30, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017