Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

ass shaped

when something goes horribly wrong.

I hope everything thing goes okay. You know she will blame it on me if everything goes ass shaped.

by The Riviera Kid May 1, 2011

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

Ass Splash

Ass Splash is when you take a huge shit and it makes a splash in the bowl that hits your ass

Bro 1: don’t you just hate it when you get Ass Splash
Bro 2: WTF is Ass Splash
Bro 1: it’s when you take a shit and the water splashes your ass
Bro 2: oh yeah, I really do hate Ass Splash

by ThiccShady80Mile January 23, 2022

Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.

“Stop being such an audio jack(ass)”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Dat Ass

when you see a thicc ass juicy ass female (or male just say no homo) walk by your first thought should be “DAMN LOOK AT DAT ASS!”

Anna has a small ass by Amari has DAT ASS if you get what I’m saying

by doyouknowyourmeganbabyyy July 13, 2020

minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017