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FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
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Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.
My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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Hym "I don't. But that doesn't why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post. So I'm not going to pretend this isn't anything other than self-preservation from you. Drone strike all of the therapist (or people claiming to be therapists) who are participating in the weaponized schizophrenia. Murder them."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
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My Life

My Life is a very meaningful song by Billy Joel.
I was in tears after listening to My Life for the first time.
by WinToast March 5, 2021
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Kooka my ratcha

The meaning of this word is I would like to have sex with you it can be used for guys or girls and isn’t very common
by Dr.fuzzyballs December 10, 2019
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Yeet on my Beet

A slang that Spikewing once used and now she regrets it
yee haw parder.
YEET ON MY BEET boi
by Spikewing September 24, 2019
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