Dick

1.The pee pee organ of the male that becomes hard when horny

2.A person who is a jerk to anyone

1."My dick is damn hard right now"
"Are you horny babe?"
2."He's being a total dick"

by yellowpork6969 November 23, 2017

no dick december

no girls can have sex in december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december

by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018

Dicking

When person grabs your penis out of anger and tuggs on it.

“I gave dan a real dicking for what he did last night”

by Hi_lewis3rd December 2004 June 29, 2019

Dick Stim

When you injection stimulants into your dick

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet

by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019

Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream

Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick

by The Solero slut June 12, 2022

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015