My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

tickling my pickle

This is most commonly used after someone has received a complement. It shows much gratitude and thanks to said compliment.

“Woah Josh you’re so good at the running!”
“Haha you’re just tickling my pickle now.”

by tickling my pickle April 2, 2022

Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022

my brown

Someone that came into ur life unexpectedly and changed it for the better, they make u genuinely happy and loved.

They’re my brown

by Marthyyyy April 2, 2022

my g

my g

my g

by MLGT April 4, 2022

my greeny

someone who gave yellow also blue color to you’re days

“it hurts to be with you, but it’ll be more hurts if it’s not with you”

you’re still remain my greeny, my pain also my healer

by qxyy April 4, 2022