I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Bread Up

The act of eating fiber or starch(such as bread) before a drinking session in order to better control the buzz and not tip into a drunken state too quickly.

You ready for that concert today? Almost just need to bread up before we go.

by ZeroDragonR3 January 18, 2019

Eisa back up

When your reversing the van and a camp spot

Ay cmon lad Eisa back up

by Skinupp January 18, 2019

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"

Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up

by UncleLoid January 19, 2019

Sticed up

Sticed up can mean: feeling good, looking good, having a good mood or other positive Things

used a lot by Black people

Hey Diego you looking sticed up today.
Thanks tryron I also feel really sticed up.

by Fibgers_Mcgee21 January 20, 2019

Pickle Up

When you see a girl so hot you imagine your penis in her

“Dude Sarah is so hot I pickle up everytime I see her”

by CoolGuyNick January 21, 2019