National Don’t insult your Boyfriend Day

June 25- forever

It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!

by Jeve Stone June 25, 2023

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

Your ancestors died so that

A beginning to a sentence, after which comes something very deplorable that someone has done.

In chat room on the internet

Loser: Mario's abortion clinic, no foetus can beat us.
Serious person: Your ancestors died so that you can send spam messages in group chat.

by AtlanticComputer November 21, 2020

Your mom

Your mom.

It's um uuhhh idk your mom? Igg

by 👁️👅👁️✌️ September 6, 2021

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

your mom

The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)

Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.

Bro your mom is so hot , can she let me hit

by milkers inc. June 24, 2021