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you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.
oh hell noyou got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.
by hairypotato78 August 17, 2019
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you got knocked the fuck out

Chris Tucker's only good line in "Friday" one of Ice Cube's movies played repeatedly on Comedy Central
by Maverick8578 December 19, 2006
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reverse titty fuck bum-brow

A variation on the classic titty-fuck.

Start in titty fuck position then stand up, lift one leg and flip that bitch round! Now squat on her face and proceed to rub your penis between her tits while she gives you a rim job.
Guy 1: That bitch thought she could get away with a regular titty fuck, but I spun that bitch round!
Guy 2: Did she eat your ass?
Guy 1: You know it!
Guy 2: Reverse titty fuck bum-brow?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
by Art of war June 29, 2006
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The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009
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God I fucking hate you

A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.
by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018
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Go fuck yourself and the balls dry

To go fuck one's self, (masturbate) until your testicles no longer have and seminal fluid, or you only blow a puff of smoke when masturbating.
by Jim Tucker September 24, 2009
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