Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019

Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 23, 2019

Madyson Washburn

Literally the best girlfriend you can ever ask for. If your her boyfriend count yourself the luckiest man alive. If you encounter a Madyson run up to them and give them a hug because they'll need one. Wife and girlfriend material at its finest and the sexiest girl alive.

Madyson Washburn is the best girlfriend you can ever get

by Wolvezz October 23, 2019

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.

Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.

by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

water washer

The auto-complete version of Water Waster. I'm not joking. This definition was created by Auto complete.

Guy 1: Hey, who's someone who wastes Water?
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete

by Nekromancers March 1, 2020