swamp turkey

a dirty, nasty ass ho.

stop being a swamp turkey.

by samiqueen September 14, 2020

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

Turkey hole

A tight squeeze or having little room for error.

The quarterback had to throw the ball in the turkey hole in order to complete the pass between the defenders.

by 209 Words of the Moment October 4, 2020

turkey

When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft

I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.

by doody4812958921 October 5, 2020

packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

Turkey City

Another way to say "blowjob" but in a more discreet and humorous manner.

"Dude, I went to Turkey City last night."

by TacoTango October 19, 2020