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Trump Card

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
"I was going to fuck that bitch but she wanted a Trump Card."
by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017
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Trump supporters

Trump supporters are cult who leader is the orangest man in the world
by Yourlocalenby March 25, 2021
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Donald Trump

Donald trump is an extremely rich American politician who wants to build a wall between America and Mexico. He only got a small loan of a million dollars from his father and it has not been easy for him.
Donald trump wants to build a wall!
by Soapy100 May 18, 2016
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Donald Trump

Fuck me, check out that Donald Trump! Cunt looks like an Oompa fucking Loompa!
by Buckerous Naked February 2, 2021
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Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States. The first president without any prior political experience. Former reality TV star and real estate mogul. Oversaw a strong economy with record unemployment rate for black people until COVID-19. First president to be impeached twice.
Donald Trump was the 45th president in the United States. He is a Republican.
by radiate March 12, 2021
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pull a trump

When you need to build a wall in fortnite
Guy 1:"THAT GUYS HAS A SNIPER. PULL A TRUMP!"
Guy 2:"K" *builds wall"
by makinglunch March 13, 2018
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Trump Figures

Overvalued or inflated numbers or percents issued by an unscrupulous or corrupt businessperson, so that their rogue or shady businesses could secure better loan terms and insurance deals, and would pay lesser tax.
Mr. Pinocchio could be fined up to $250m and be banned from doing business in his home state should he be found guilty of submitting an obscene number of trump figures related to his bigly valued properties.
by Numerati October 2, 2023
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