Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Watch Out For The Doors

Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.

*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

by Francis X November 13, 2022

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

Untitled Door Game

A game that makes you use your brain

Ayo have you seen this game?
What's it called?
Untitled Door Game

by Lol XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD February 3, 2022

Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door Bell

If you call your friend a door bell, most likely, she is short and doesn't know what "paying back" means

You're such a door bell LMFAO

by Idkehjfksjwnjr February 12, 2021