When a human if Chinese decent uses chop sticks to grasp the cliterous as he licks her bean furiously, while occasionally sucking, biting, and even in some cases snorting it.
by FingerLickenGoodness October 23, 2014
Get the wontwat soupmug. It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar
5.) Then serve it to your lover
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar
5.) Then serve it to your lover
by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016
Get the vanilla soupmug. by Manlyke December 21, 2014
Get the little miss soupmug. person 1: shit bro that stinks sooo bad, what did you eat?!?!?
me: just a bit of mama's lentil soup.
me: just a bit of mama's lentil soup.
by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022
Get the lentil soupmug. (n.) I oughta knock you out
by Niilo Nilsson July 10, 2021
Get the Soup Eggmug. When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soupmug. by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017
Get the keep your soupmug.