Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .

matthew owens is a cunt

by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020

Matthew

A sweet and genuine person. He is usually a very funny guy and never fails to make you laugh. He is someone you can talk to once and fall for him instantly. He has the sweetest smile and an amazing personality. Matthew is a special person, once you meet one you'll know what I'm talking about. Matthew always speaks the truth, he knows how to compliment you well and will never fail to speak his mind. Find yourself a Matthew and don't lose him.

Oh yeah that's definitely a Matthew.

by almondwater November 5, 2022

Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe

damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024

Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.

Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.

by 69yoyo69 December 13, 2022

Matthew Scott Vincent

An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed

Look at that depressive shit, he must be a Matthew Scott Vincent

by StonedWolf13 April 8, 2023

Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.

Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!

by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023