ghost facial

When you get your head slammed into a "random" crotch!

I met Brian in a bar and got a ghost facial!

by Casper Wack June 2, 2016

pussy ghost

A pussy ghost is the dried translucent residual sheen that remains on the dick after confident well-executed sex.

"I didn't have time to take a shower, so I got pussy ghost all on my drawers."

by Woneykins August 27, 2014

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.

Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.

by achuki August 9, 2016

ghost boy

a boy you see when your alone in a public place. you will never see this boy again, unless you sell your soul. these ghost boys are the love you need. your soulmate.

i went to the mall today, and in the corner of my eye i saw a ghost boy.

by nil$$en May 18, 2020

ghost forum

A message board that is still online, but is practically deserted, save for a small group of people who still visit it. Normally there are large amounts of broken links, and any topics not on the front page are a few years old.

Armageddon Games Forums is a ghost forum, it's still around but it's slowly shrinking away.

by Daniel Woolf April 19, 2008