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Canadian Mitchel

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.
by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Canadian forces

The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them
The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Canadian forces

Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.
Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
by Eldon John October 7, 2021
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closet Canadian

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians
by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021
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Canadian Gravy

The white chunky seaman that come out of asian medic
Yetti got a big load of asian canadian gravy
by yettiFTW September 26, 2021
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