Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

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Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

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Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

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Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.

"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"

by Nowy420 December 7, 2023

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Asian

A person from Asia.

He's an Asian.

by the random. November 3, 2021

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A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019

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