e-goon

Someone who does internet dirty work for someone else. Much like someone would refer to a tough guy thug as somebodys "goon"...

If you dont watch it I will have my "e-goons" do some dirty work that could result in you being hassled or hacked...!!

by cottonbroker1 October 4, 2010

e-dultry

Committing Adultry over the interent

David's wife was unaware of the affair he was having with Janet online.
David was commiting e-Dultry

by M.H.H August 5, 2007

e-baby

a stuffed animal that has all the stuffing taken out of it so that candy kids and ravers can put candy, candy jewelry,anything else they need,and of course ectasy inside of it.

My e-baby is a stuffed bear I've had forever, which is why my mom never suspects the ectasy inside.

by Kayla S. October 2, 2007

e-vomit

Similar to word vomit but in written electronic form. Rambling in an email that you send to friends, family, or coworkers. The email usually contains no pertinent information; instead it is full of random facts or stream-of-consciousness musings that can be either entertaining or completely insane.

Sam: "Sorry for the weird e-mail last night. I kind of e-vomited."

Tina: "No problem--it was pretty hilarious. I never thought about what Bruce Willis would look like if he had hair."

by tarzannie March 5, 2009

matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev October 8, 2008

e-sponsibility

the particular burden of obligation as it pertains to updating Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, blogs, etc.

I have so many blogs, I don't think I'll join Twitter. I have enough e-sponsibility as it is.

by Giorgioooooo December 15, 2008

E-Word

Euphemism for the popular online slang term "Epic", a word that is often used in alt-right circles.

"Jerome was grounded by his mom for atleast a month after that incident with his feminist aunt"

"Oh my, really? What did he do?"

"He used the E-Word"

by HighFunctioningLobotomite January 28, 2019