When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011
Get the Watering the Petuniasmug. "Hey man, can you hand me some Mountain Water? Yeah, my Busch Light is in the fridge beside the Natty Lights".
by ClitTickler69 March 20, 2017
Get the mountain watermug. Shard: Yo Big Dogg don’t throw away the weenie water.
Manna: Theirs no more weenies.
Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.
Manna: SAS
Manna: Theirs no more weenies.
Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.
Manna: SAS
by The Shard. July 29, 2022
Get the Weenie Watermug. Man, I drank twelve beers driving up to Northern Michigan and finally had to pull over and prompting began "making water".
by karatekidlll June 18, 2009
Get the Making Watermug. Any drink that is brewed from water and is made with a plant.
Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)
Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)
by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012
Get the Plant Watermug. by notarealperson111 February 1, 2021
Get the fresh watermug. queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole
by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017
Get the queef watermug.