doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 08, 2006

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Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon August 06, 2008

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When Tfue completely destroys somebody in fortnite

by meecahmouse September 27, 2018

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What Oz from American Pie says to that college chick.

Oz - "Suck me beautiful."
College chick - *Busts out laughing* "What?"
Oz - "Suck me..beautiful?"

by Whos A Silly Girl August 03, 2008

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A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 07, 2006

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hey, you, yeah you, suck my back!

by novella July 23, 2006

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BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night

TOM: Suck my turd dude

by SceneOne August 22, 2010

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