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Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls
Jacob is the bro
by max is gayboy November 24, 2019
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Jacob A. K

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k
by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019
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Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!
Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!
by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019
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Jacob

He is such a nice guy and always checks up on everyone around him to make sure their okay. He has the hottest laugh, prettiest eyes, perfect smile with perfect straight white teeth, and always knows how to cheer you up when your sad or mad. If you have a Jacob in your life...keep him. He's something special. :)
by ayoitsme December 17, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a wonderful and charming person to be around. He makes your life feel as if there is nothing to worry about because he will always support and love you and even reassure you. And even has some cute dimples and a beautiful smile and even laugh, and even super good looking. Don't even get me started he has good abs and a sexy V-line. But Jacob is a really sweet and amazing person to be around.
Would you ever date Jacob?
by We_Luv_Thena May 19, 2022
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Jacob Mooney

Man look at Jacob Mooney over there he a snack
by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024
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