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Super Straight

Super Straight meaning the person reading this likes it up the ass and is in the closet anywho just come out already 🙄
Chad: ya I’m Super Straight..
Todd: Ooo ya actually that’s disgusting sorry I can’t be ur friend anymore.
Todd: I can’t believe it a straggot gross..
by Kermi March 10, 2021
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Super Straight

someone didn't like being called transphobic so they "made" a "new sexuality" this person is straight.
being super straight includes:

"my chosen sexuality is"
"actually its the sslgbtq+ OR the lgbs"
arguing that you're "using the lgbts logic"

saying its a preference, not for genitals but for chromosomes, so people who aren't trans but have different chromosomes to their biological sex also cant date them, or maybe they can depending who you're talking to.

theyre also typically homophobic to a degree but INSIST on being part of the lgbt and not in the plus, they want to be first or instead of the T, they clearly dont realize that every letter in the lgbtq+ acronym is their for a reason, lesbians cared for gay men in world war II I believe so theyre first, also bc they were along with gay the first sexualities to be wideley recognised, then trans people were on the front lines fighting for lgbtq+ rights and bisexuality was getting erased so they both got their spots then people started to realize sexuality is a spectrum and added queer everyone else goes in the plus bc the acronym was getting too long and they already had a umbrella term
I would like to come out with my chosen sexuality as super straight

super straight people are being oppressed, as soon as they became well known they were only attacked by the same people (the lgbtqia+ community) preaching for "equal rights"
by wandering bi March 11, 2021
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Super Straights

NOUN social rejects, given to people who are transphobic, and most likely abelist.
Hey, have you heard of Super Straights? They're mega cringe.
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Super Straight, or SS, is a made-up sexuality that was made to justify homophobia.
Jake: *puts Super Straight flag as pfp*
James: Why did you change your profile pic? That's messed up dude.
Jake: nah ur just a simp
James: nah you're just too insecure to accept others.
by insert.handle.here March 16, 2021
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Ultra straight

When you, a straight person, are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Not to be confused with super straight, as ultra straight can still be attracted to trans.
“She’s obviously a lesbians but damn is she fine!”
“I dunno, seems kinda ultra straight to me
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Super Straight

A transphobic straight person who will avoid trans people in their dating pool regardless of circumstance. Sexually insecure enough to make it an entire "orientation" to justify awful behavior. While many will say it's just a "preference" it is actually a dog whistle to say that they hate trans people. If it was a preference, they wouldn't make it their entire identity. e.g. you don't say "skinnysexual" to mention you have a preference.
John: What!? I thought you were cis?
Ashley: It shouldn't be a problem?
John: No, it is. I'm super straight.
Ashley: What the hell? You're an asshole, get out.
by AnimeCarebear March 18, 2021
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