SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

GUD SOUP

GUD SOOP

GUD SOUP IS BUSSING

by xxurbisexualbestiexx January 24, 2022

Soup

Super good or really great

friend: Did you listen to that new album by tyler?

You: yeah it was soup
-Alia duh

by findb17chs June 20, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Eat soup

Voluntarily be poor and live a life without luxuries. This might be done as an investment in yourself to improve skills or connections.

After finishing her degree, Kendra had to eat soup for several years as an intern before she could get a highly-paid job in her field.

by TJAH$ June 1, 2025

Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.

"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."

by OMGDOGSONFIRE! July 5, 2023