Item Smuggling

A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.

"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."

by TubbyFatFrick August 11, 2023

Public Slugging

A combination of sexual fetishises including the likes of public exhibition and cum play.

Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.

Ex1 - Nichole and mathew test drove a new Toyota when Nichole felt the urge to slug Mathew off, she aimed his spring loaded nose slapper and let that baby yoghurt fly all over the centre console, then returned the uncleaned savvy little rav4 complete with an added touch of shimmering shine.

Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display

. - public slugging at its finest

by Blockerchelli July 27, 2024

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024

Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Boston Sluggah

When you nut on shawty's face and you hit a home run with your dick post-nut.

Dayum she looks like she had a rough night
Yeah I heard she got knocked out by a boston sluggah
Ah so thats not moisturizer on her face and she didnt pull and all nighter.
No, sadly thats When you nut on shawty's face and you hit a home run with your dick post-nut. I think this guy got her eyes.

by Lilpepe42069 January 17, 2024

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

Samoan slugger

A really really cool dude or your best friend. They do not have to be Samoan to be a Samoan slugger they just have to be a really good friend and a cool dude

“My best friend Noah is a Samoan slugger”

by Gravysauce99 May 22, 2024