sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee November 30, 2016

sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

sausage bob

A delicious breakfast sandwich served by a major fast food restaurant chain named whataburger it's a mecca of greatness delicious savory and wholesome meal best eaten when inebriated by large amounts of alcohol

Babe bring me 2 sausage bobs and a LG fries and 2 just a burgers ......and an apple pie! (4:20 am perfect time)

by Zeeko fareno December 19, 2016

Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

Sausage Plug

When a guy with a chode performs anal sex on another living being.

The other night I hooked up with this guy. He had such a sad chode, he was giving me a Sausage Plug when we did anal.

by Buel February 8, 2017