Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle

When every boy in your boyfriend's family has a large penis, 'inherited' from their ancestors.

Boyfriend: Babe there's something I need to tell you
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.

Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

pickle fucking a sheep

Yeast infection passed back and forth between sexual partners. Aka a sheepy pickle

Bring with you is like a pickle fucking a sheep.

by The Hot Pink Sheep November 30, 2015

pickle

1) A type of food
2) Another name for a dick

1) Mmmm. Pickles are the best food ever.

2) Tickle, tickle, here comes my pickle.

by Mechanical Bride January 7, 2016

sprint pickle

When a man or woman have sex and foget a condom

I hate when i sprint pickle

by Muffingod08 February 28, 2016

Ass pickle

An ass pickle is an insult to someone that you hate and no one likes

Gianna Walker smells like such an ass pickle

by Tacuban March 17, 2016