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Insurance pee 

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
Insurance pee by bls1999 July 30, 2018
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Fried Pee 

This homeless cracker just walked by and smelled like fried pee, and he made me accidentally swallow my throw up. oop!
Fried Pee by pissy cat October 2, 2018
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Jala-pee-know 

How an American pronounces the well-known Mexican pepper
"Hey Frank! Can you pass me the jala-pee-knows?
Jala-pee-know by Derpasaurus_Rex55 November 28, 2018

small pee pee man 

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch
bro 1: “stoppp come on man”
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”
small pee pee man by NalaWyu February 24, 2019

Ole Pee Pee Hands 

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

diarrhea pee 

when you pee alot (9times a day) after drinking something. thats what we call diarrhea peeing
that girl was diagnosed with diarrhea peeing after drinking 9 cups of water
diarrhea pee by sumn August 13, 2019

Tricky Pee Pee

a guy that is Bent Lol and Likes Pee Pee
hey tricky pee pee "you bent LOL!!!"
Tricky Pee Pee by Rbroekers September 15, 2019