john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020

John-Chan

An abomination of science. Should have never existed, has no rights.

John-Chan creeps me out...

by owofek October 13, 2020

john gimbel

you use the term "John gimbel" to refer to someone as a hot and sexy beast.

omg bro you are such a "John gimbel". can I be you?

by hahawhoawhoa February 14, 2017

spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

John gateley

John is an Asian bitch with W Rizz, he can often be seen eating digas will he masturbates his 39 inch dick

Help John Gateley is eating my dog

by Gisselle Cordero November 25, 2022

john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong

"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020