Pork off

Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.

Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.

"Oh, you are porking off", said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).

"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen.

I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.

by Thom in DC January 5, 2009

off the mud

Off the mud is the term used when you fart and it stinks horribly. "Off the mud" means the anus air has blown past/whispered off the bill Cosby that you have sitting in your bowel which makes it extra smelly or "rich" in flavour.

Mate.. Deadset , that has absolutely tap danced off the mud! Go to the toilet and check that hasn't followed through!

by Dreabobo June 16, 2014

Get Off

A peak of hype and energy while krumping.

His Get Off was making everyone yell and get so excited!

by Tiny Snubb July 17, 2011

cock off

Functions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around.

Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive."

Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."

by tempster May 28, 2007

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

fuck off

To dismiss a specific activity.

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.

by Ed May 6, 2004

pissed off

Originating from a mountaineering slang - a climber following the leader on a steep slope would have to put-up with it if the person above needs to relieve himself.

Pissed off - an unpleasant experience that one cannot do anything about.

Greg was pissed off to hear his letter of appointment was lost in the post.

by Arty April 18, 2005