may i please fart in your mouth 

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

Big mouth 

A raunchy netflix drama about puberty

Connie from big mouth is hilarious

Big mouth by Animation Nation March 20, 2019

put it in yo mouth 

A phrase that refers to giving head; used most frequently to refer to a man giving a woman head

Girl, that boy didnt even wanna have sex, he just wanted to put it in his mouth

put it in yo mouth by Shawty August 16, 2004

poo poo mouth 

When you wake up in the morning and having an extremeley bad taste in your mouth. The taste is caused by smoking ciggeretes and or weed from the night before.

( guy wakes up )
guy 1- Eww dude, severe case of poo poo mouth!
guy 2- yeah i told you not hit that fatty before you crashed.

poo poo mouth by sean mcguire October 25, 2005

Waffle Mouth 

1)- The act of trying to eat a full waffle out of someones vagina as the "syrup" and "Butter" oozes out.

2)- The act of stomping someones mouth in with a loggers boot therein leaving a waffle impression on their mouth.

3)- The act of heating up a waffle maker and burning it onto someones face leaving a permanent waffle impression.

4)- One who constantly eats waffles.

5)- One who places a waffle over someones pussy then fucks the waffle mouth..



WAFFLE MOUTH!!!

say you are walking down the street and listening to some sweet music then all of a sudden you hear the phrase Waffle Mouth! and BAM youve just been kicked in the face and you now have waffle mouth!

Waffle Mouth by The Waffle Mouth December 16, 2008

beer mouth 

The pre-emptive taste that develops in ones mouth when they anticipate the liquid refreshment that they will consume in mass quantities once they depart their place of employment.

It's four o'clock and I am developing a major case of beer mouth!

beer mouth by Lynchmob August 9, 2006

Cunt-mouth

Cunt-mouth or Cuntmouth

1) a term referring to a woman who engages in fellatio.

2) a woman who permitted or has been "mouth-fucked".

3) a man who has preformed cunnilingus.

1) "She has a hot little cunt-mouth on her!"

2) "He fucked her cunt-mouth until he shot his cum"

3) "He had cunt-mouth after going down on her"

Cunt-mouth by marriedct May 19, 2008