mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"

mexican canteen by Daddybutter March 1, 2015

mexican crockpot 

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

mexican crockpot by surfdog May 28, 2016

mexican trunk muffin 

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

mexican trunk muffin by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

Mexican wall

any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots

Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”

Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ex. 2

Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”

Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”

Mexican wall by Dark link November 3, 2017

mexican rocking chair

Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.

Ami gave Anthony the good ol' MEXICAN ROCKING CHAIR.

mexican rocking chair by Master Bayter December 17, 2017

mexican beach pebbles 

Mexican beach pebbles are pebbles that come from the Mexican beaches. They come in thirty pounds and five pounds

Me: hey, let’s go get some Mexican beach pebbles
They: ur a fuckin loser

mexican beach pebbles by TOUCHA MY SPAGET February 18, 2018

Mexican badger 

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

Mexican badger by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018