max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

Max vigil

A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit

Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything

by Louford October 23, 2020

Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid

Max :You are such a max I made a mistake

by Jarule May 10, 2019

Max Tempelman

Maxwell "Max" Tempelman is a professional soccer player from New York, USA, born on November 14, 2003, in Jacksonville, Florida. He moved to New York City in 2005. Max began playing soccer at the age of five and demonstrated exceptional talent by playing high school soccer while still in elementary school. By 14, he joined his varsity team and later played for the New York Red Bulls academy from 2017 to 2020. Currently, he is part of NYCFC.
Throughout his career from 2013 to 2023, Max has scored 273 goals and provided 87 assists. Known for his ability to locate teammates and score, he is active on social media, sharing his experiences and activities.

Max Tempelman is godly.

by epicmatthew96 September 9, 2024

Max Moir

Having a big dick with everyone else being unaware. Tends to be muscular in the upper body

He's a bit of a Max Moir isn't he?

by brickhead the fourth March 19, 2022

Max

Max is the type of boy that can’t actually drive legally even though he still drives and it bothers him when girls wear hats when they don’t usually wear hats. He also thinks he’s funny when he makes jokes

Did you see what that boy did he’s such a max

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Max

a fucking loser with no friends and no father figure and a border jumper. No game and a failed abortion.

"oh here comes max he probably has herpies"

by kikidibs September 16, 2022