magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus

Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.

by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023

Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.

That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!

by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020

The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016

Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.

Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!

by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015

magic string

Flexing your penis while making a pulling motion with your hand. Giving the illusion that the penis is being pulled by a sting.

I'd like to show her the magic string.

Women generally ask if they can pull the string. Tell them no

by Mr. Brezlin April 27, 2016