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Little Wife Lie

This is a lie a married man tells to a woman he is not married to in order to get her to have sex with him.
Lou was hitting on his hairdresser and she asked him "Lou, aren't you married?" Lou answered, "No, I am divorced, have been for 11 years." (Lou has actually been married for over 20 years).

Lou continues to hit on his hairdresser until she finally gives in to his advances. Because of Lou's little wife lie, the hairdresser has unknowingly become "the other woman".
by Marnishka November 29, 2009
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little sister jeans

jeans worn by men that look like their little sisters jeans.
why do you think pete wentz wears little sister jeans?
by hotel room service August 27, 2009
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Feeling a little Lost

The feeling you get when you have two separate and distinct lifestyles that will inevitably become aware of each other in a cataclysmic and emotionally dramatic scene.
I was working the stage at the Klassy Kitty when my boss from my day job asked me for a lap dance. I was feeling a little Lost.
by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz February 11, 2010
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Funny Little Character

When a miniscule caricature is particularly humorous

Frequently said by the illustrious Zachariah Hadel of Newgrounds and OneyPlays fame, whom which I may or may not want to have slow sweaty sex with
you see that little space man

What a funny little character

now they sex
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by Lilpeepee_ October 5, 2021
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Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.
Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.
by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009
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Little Miss Andry

A viciously attractive young woman who knows her likes and dislikes, and men are not apart of that.

She is cute in demeanor but serious in tone. Little Miss Andry is not to be messed with.
OMG her shirt says Little Miss Andry, LOL I heard that.
by ogbff April 19, 2022
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Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole
Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner
by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020
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