July 9th

day to give ur bestie a girl job
also another word for girl job

girl 1: hey girl u want a july 9th tonight
girl 2: wtf
girls 1: its a girl job
girl 2: yes pls

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

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Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

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Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023

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4 July

National fuck your gf in her prom dress day

bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

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july 18

stranger things super fan are born on this day, fav hobby:tik tok, funny, kinda attractive, love finn wolfard and jack dylan grazer!and is the baddest

im da baddest, july 18

by jazminnn November 17, 2019

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