Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

Jizz Chasm

Dirty nickname for Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr., who also has played games at third base and centerfield in his career

Jizz Chasm had a pathetic performance in the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, hitting only three home runs, easily the lowest of every participant, with each of the others hitting 15 or more home runs in the first round, with Junior Caminero and Oneil Cruz being tied for the most in the first round with 21, while Byron Buxton hit 20, Cal Raleigh, the first catcher to win the home run derby and Brent Rooker, both hit 17 in the first round, James Wood hit 16 and Matt Olson, who replaced Ronald Acuna Jr. in the Home Run Derby lineup hit 15.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2025

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.

That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper

by Chilifart April 10, 2024

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

jizz

JIzz is the white stuff dat comes out from pp

Oh no i jizzed in your face!

by ching chaong chong January 28, 2020

Jizz on a bisc

A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.

Hey buds let's get to know each other better through jizz on a bisc

by Brodsterbroski23 September 6, 2019