1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.
What happened to Isaac?
He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...
Not another!
He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...
Not another!
by dyb24 January 07, 2011
by highfive August 01, 2008
A sexual or not sexual act, the act of pooping in another persons hands whilst squatting.
Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.
Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.
by pby45 June 19, 2015
Typical response to a comment made regarding:
When you get that bang for your buck..
When you find the bottom price on something..
When you get something on a BOGO offer..
When you get a very good deal on something...
When you get that bang for your buck..
When you find the bottom price on something..
When you get something on a BOGO offer..
When you get a very good deal on something...
"You won't believe this! I bought two brand new flicks on DVD for like..ten bucks!!"
"well done jew"
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"Talked those girl scouts into selling me 5 packs for the price of one"
"well done jew"
"well done jew"
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"Talked those girl scouts into selling me 5 packs for the price of one"
"well done jew"
by Automatah June 02, 2004
This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(
Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......
by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012
The act of pressing false charges of rape against wealthy men in order to get money from them. (Jew) referring to the lying woman being a cheap ass by trying to steal money, (jit) referring to the cumshot and or the "evidence", and (sue) referring to the criminal case.
Bro: No way in hell Kobe Bryant raped that skank ass hoe. That dude and millions and 17 inch anaconda chode could plow any bitch he wanted!
Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.
Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
Jews are Satan’s creatures
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2023