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Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!
by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009
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Jesus in Milwaukee!

A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.
by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009
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Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.
by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009
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pink jesus

a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit
"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"
by Jimmy B May 13, 2005
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Jesus Face

1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.

2)The facade of Christian composure.
I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.

Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
by angrychick October 2, 2009
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Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.
by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010
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Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
by Derethad June 24, 2010
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