green bubble struggle

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”

Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.

by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 30, 2024

Nutt Bubble

A sexual term for nipples, typically a woman's.

Dude 1: I just got a fatass wood.

Dude 2: Why?

Dude 1: From seeing that girls nutt bubbles through her shirt.

Dude 2: Fasho!

by 95db8 December 23, 2009

Cum bubbles

The bubbles in a hot tub where you just had sex and came either inside or outside your sex partner.

Damn! I think I just swallowed my own cum bubbles. Gross!

by Kingth July 12, 2020

Bubbly Catchphrase

The high-calorie foam remnants of a coke that usually include brains, wit, and blueberry jam. It is usually chilled. When served with alcohol, a bubbly catchphrase is very warm, and when warm enough, will respond to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" in a form of the more interpretive than cohesive dance. Crazy Salamanders eat them for breakfast.

Brandon: Do you like coffee?
Chelsea: No, but I like bubbly catchphrases.

by rastaroni March 7, 2010

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Nuzzle Bubble

1. a group of homosexuals connected interpersonally through routine gestures of affection such as cuddles, cheek kisses, and over-clothes dangle caresses developed, at least in part, to withstand and insulate against repeated pandemics.

See also: “boy soup”; “cuddle puddle”

After a long night of hookin’, Nana is no longer in the nuzzle bubble.

by Yourhero2287 July 16, 2022

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Something like mixing GNC with a dog show. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020