Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

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huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

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Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 14, 2020

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Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 20, 2015

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