I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.

Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

by satanslut March 8, 2021

spring break naw I'm sayin

perhaps nobody will ever know the true intent of these words for they were unsuccesful, but from what I understand, it was a pick up attempt conducted by an ASU frat guy in one of the houses on Pacific Beach to some random girl walking by.

ASU kid - "Hey Baby spring break naw I'm sayin"
Random girl - "get away from me you're gross."

by P.V. treat 928 March 17, 2010

I'm Living My Best Life

1. During the Bachelorette season finale Rachel Lindsay, told Peter Kraus, that she made the right decision in saying goodbye to him. While sitting down with Chris Harrison, Peter apologized to Rachel for saying that a life without him would be “mediocre.” Rachel responded and told him that she’s definitely not living a mediocre life. “I’m living my best life,” she said.

2. A statement made at the end of a sentence declaring the actions you are doing are causing you to live your greatess life possible.

2a. It is a popular phrase used on young women's social media especially those who consider themselves hip and trendy.

I went to yoga this morning and had avocado toast for brunch, I'm living my best life.

by ThisIsLeo September 27, 2017

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

You smell what I'm steppin in?

This phrase asks the other person if they understand what you are saying or what you mean. It's great because it catches others off gaurd.

Man, that girl is hot! You smell what I'm steppin in, Mike?

by Jester November 24, 2004

i'm feelin nae nae

i'm such a slut.

"dude, i'm feelin nae nae."

by Mike and Wilson September 19, 2003