Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.
(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 11, 2023
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human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.
Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.
by PPete December 12, 2021
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human cetepede

A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.
The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.
by Lmaowski March 02, 2018
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planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .
I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “
by heartlandhorse February 24, 2023
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Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do
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Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 03, 2024
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