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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.
Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
by Champ Tings August 2, 2016
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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes
I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out
by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018
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the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_
someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian
by damndodie_ January 5, 2017
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Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.
The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.
by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma November 13, 2012
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I Human

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."
Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."
by R0xii December 18, 2012
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