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Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.
When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!
by zerothebot June 15, 2024
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Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
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Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
by b-rad.J February 10, 2025
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Oh honey ham my jam

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
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Ham

by Ya boy Nado January 1, 2020
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Ham Pussy

The smell emanating from a cheesy cock goblin
Amanda Stiffy uh Blicky uh has that fat ham pussy
by Lolgotem11 January 24, 2022
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