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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
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Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
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fiery hammerhead

Slapping the head of one’s man piece upon the neck of a bottle of Fireball and leaving behind said bottle in a sovereign nation casino public restroom stall for others to enjoy. First popularized in Oneida Nation in Green Bay in January of 2022
Yo! Did you guys see the bottle of Fireball?

Yep, Troy just dropped a Fiery Hammerhead and left the bottle in the stall.
by Wings2022 January 15, 2022
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gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
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Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.
It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.
by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way
Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer
by ikesa May 1, 2022
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